This is the section in which I say I'm the most amazing thing ever to walk this earth. Or at least say abit more about myself. Imagine you're lying on a towel on the soft white sand on Hanauma Bay in Hawaii. Feel the cool, salty sea breeze in your hair, the warm sun on your face. Smell the sweet scent of suntan oil, hear the tune of Kokomo playing in the background. Take a slow sip of the strawberry margarita in your hand. Put on your sunshades, and just watch the world go by. The ultimate self-indulgence.